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		<title>Welcome to the Internet!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A 10-year-old boy sits at his computer playing Maple Story, an online game. A 15-year-old girl confesses her love for her neighbor over facebook. A 35-year-old man plays Webkinz. A 50-year-old watches YouTube videos that she was sent in an email. A 16-year-old-boy talks to the girl he likes in an Instant Message.
A13-year old girl [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=uberfetch.wordpress.com&blog=3500658&post=24&subd=uberfetch&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Darn you stupid computer&#8230;No! Give it a hug</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I think computers are pretty cool (not too bright if you haven’t picked up on this)&#8230; Computers are these new-fangled devices that do things for us humans. Think of it as an extra brain so that we can digress into stupidity. They can’t really do too much, at the moment, but they’re going to revolutionize [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=uberfetch.wordpress.com&blog=3500658&post=23&subd=uberfetch&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://uberfetch.wordpress.com/2008/06/04/darn-you-stupid-computerno-give-it-a-hug/</link>
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		<title>Uberfetch Technologic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[This is my blog. I usually write in it twice a week. According to Cyberjournalist.net on July 31, 2006, Technorati tracked its 50 millionth blog. That means that I am one of 50 million. That is a lot; not very good odds for me. I have a measly 266 page views, which although seems like [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=uberfetch.wordpress.com&blog=3500658&post=22&subd=uberfetch&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Depression&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I live in a constant vortex of despair and misery, where my life is a complex labyrinth of eternal pain and sorrow, intertwining into a universal, space time continuum of sadness, due to the ever-changing pendulum of intellectual thought focused on the betterment of human society, by creating certain machines and devices to revolutionize how [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=uberfetch.wordpress.com&blog=3500658&post=21&subd=uberfetch&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The speed-up of computers is the slow-down of our intelligence duh</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ppl; spnd? a lot of time on comps, i know that u prbibly doo, because we lve in an age of tchnlgy, were cell phons, im, and email, trump sending a lettr and tlking face to fac. we have nno need to-wrry about speling and grmmer because of technlgys such as spell-check. what i &#60;have, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=uberfetch.wordpress.com&blog=3500658&post=20&subd=uberfetch&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://uberfetch.wordpress.com/2008/05/18/the-speed-up-of-computers-is-the-slow-down-of-our-intelligence-duh/</link>
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		<title>Your door is watching you&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[“Hello good sir. Welcome. You will be using toilet A338D778692K4. Please set your seat temperature. I will try to accommodate your every need during the duration of your stay. Would you like me to flush one or two times? Thank you, this toilet was brought to you by Charmin Ultra Soft. For those who prefer [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=uberfetch.wordpress.com&blog=3500658&post=18&subd=uberfetch&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://uberfetch.wordpress.com/2008/05/18/your-door-is-watching-you/</link>
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		<title>Top 12 Movies that you must watch&#8230;OR ELSE&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Pan’s Labyrinth
Pan’s Labyrinth is a mystifying tale about a young girl and how she deals with the Spanish revolution and her other problems…or is it? The movie is so thoughtfully complex, that it’s up to you to deduce what is going on. Guillermo del Toro, the director of the movie, masterfully spins both fiction [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=uberfetch.wordpress.com&blog=3500658&post=14&subd=uberfetch&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://uberfetch.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/top-12-movies-that-you-must-watchor-else/</link>
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		<title>**Welcome to Geekdom**!!!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Like many, many people in this world I ride a unicycle. I can also solve a Rubik’s cube. I only wear button down shirts and I spend all my time on the computer. I know a programming language. I get excited about learning, especially math. I guess that means I belong to the rare sect [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=uberfetch.wordpress.com&blog=3500658&post=16&subd=uberfetch&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://uberfetch.wordpress.com/2008/05/11/welcome-to-geekdom/</link>
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		<title>&gt;[]  Television MADNESS!</title>
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I watch TV. I’m sure, no I’m positive, many people do too. I could look up a statistic on how many hours on average people spend watching TV, but I’m too lazy, I’m watching TV. I used to watch television more than I do now. Now, I just wither away my time on the computer, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=uberfetch.wordpress.com&blog=3500658&post=15&subd=uberfetch&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://uberfetch.wordpress.com/2008/05/11/television-madness/</link>
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		<title>Oooo Shiny O_o</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I am obsessed with shiny new things. I own many gadgets. I just love them. Darn! I have to stop loving inanimate objects. I am constantly on the Internet looking up new gadgets, playing with the ones I own or buying new ones. I save up my money to buy either new musical instruments or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=uberfetch.wordpress.com&blog=3500658&post=10&subd=uberfetch&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
		<link>http://uberfetch.wordpress.com/2008/05/04/oooo-shiny-o_o/</link>
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